News Flash for the Dead

*The latest juicy tidbit is brought to us by our favorite harpy*

Oh baby, I have some HOT news for you. You know that new kook? I hear that in the MIDDLE of Elysium, the Primogen of the Ventrue made it known that he owes that Kook a boon... something about some mortal.... tsk tsk tsk, getting sentimental in our age dear?

Now this is interesting... and abit scary. It seems that the Camarilla sent someone to... help us. Lord, the situation with the Sabbat MUST be bad if they sent the Butcher! It seems that Justicar Jaroslav Pascek sent one of his archons, "Christian Metzger"... the man known as "The Butcher" up and down the frigging West coast!. Yeah... seems wherever he goes, a trail of blood follows. He already seemed to wack a few shovelheads in his arrival. Seems him and the Sherriff made a good team when they were attacked by a pack of these snarling bastards. I know I will be sleeping just a BIT easier knowing that guy is here and on our side.

Its.... unfortunate though that we have so many INTERNAL struggles. This is a treat. I saw this with my OWN eyes... ok fine I uh... I didnt interupt because... someone HAD to get the guards but.. get this... in the MIDDLE of our Frigging ELYSIUM, Seneschal Alexi Black went apeshit and frenzied, trying to kill our Sherriff in cold blood! Ok fine, so she is a bitch ok! Yeah yeah she IS a bitch! But look at her clothes! She cant help that she is fashionably challenged! Anyway, so he tries to kill her, and one of her deputies, this Creep guy was wrestling and holding him trying to keep him off her. Then the Archon arrives and knocks Black out. Damn.... was that Archon pissed. The Prince will be having fun deciding what is done with the man who breeched Elysium Law.....

Well it seemed that the evening wasnt over, and that Seneschal Black had the man in his club that the Prince asked to bring in for questioning, a strange little Outlander known as "Harrison Blake". Yep, seems he was naughty if he has to be brought in for questioning. Typical Gangrel, not only quit the Camarilla, but still cause trouble. So yeah... the Prince asked the Archon to deal with it. Damn.... I hear he cleaned house in the Seneschals club before bringing in Blake. Looks like Black is going to need some new Ghoul Bodyguards when this is over. HOW the HELL did someone as instable as HIM become Seneschal?!

Well, tahts enough excitement for me sweethearts... take care and be safe