Harpy Rant

*A tired looking young harpy comes to join us at the table, rubbing her eyes with the back of one hand, and yawning*

Ugh... what a party. Hey.... seems that Club "The Black Cave" sure was a buzz of activity last night. Alot of interesting things happened there, you would'nt believe me if I told you.... well lets get started with our little rant shall we?

Well... here, get this.... seems that "Primogen Hathaway" was there to celebrate becoming Primogen.... funny that she didnt celebrate it with any members of her own clan don't you think? Hehehe, not that I blame her, what would they have done? Opened a book reading club meeting? Anyway, so she fails to invite anyone from her own clan... but guess who we catch coming to her lil celebration? Yeah a few Brujahs.... especially the Brujah Primogen. *Giggles* Seems that Mr. Lachlan just doesnt seem to get enough with the ladies, nope nope.... he seems to come on to all girls like dog in heat. You know, this isn't the first time Mr. Lachlan keeps tossing himself at girls in public... what was that about the time that he molested a car because a girl turned him down? I think we can safely begin to give him the title "Lusty".

As for Miss Hathaway... tsk tsk tsk. How can we begin to laugh at her child like antics? The Brujah Primogen and the Tremere Primogen, Grinding up against eachother in public.... bodies all hot and writhing. Makes you think she was liking it.... maybe she just likes the attention from all men, you know? We should give her a lovely little title for that too... how about the "Vamp"? *Giggles* Might give her a new title if she keeps it up... though the next one she will like even less.

Hey, does anyone know whatever happened to the Ventrue Primogen? Yeah, seems he's been real quiet lately, wonder if he is still amongst the undead. Maybe he is just too busy hiding in his little club fortress, hoping to be spared.

*one of the other younger harpies pipes up from her seat with the others*

Oh come now, it wasnt that bad. I mean the club was going crazy and she seemed more like some old prune, sitting there. Wouldnt even let Lachlan touch her then tried to get away and he actually grabbed her! if thats not the Brujah Primogen going for more than what he deserves, i dont know what is.

*a good deal of snickering continues in the background*

What i'd like to know is what happened to that Bashnia! I mean, when did she start wearing dresses? I saw someone give her a card at the bar that night. I wonder what she's into.

Can't be anything good. I mean really. First she ends up hanging on a wall in a most distasteful display. Quite fitting for what she did. After all, Who could blame the prince from trying to uphold the Masquerade? She's lucky she isnt dead.

Of course, i heard she did something stupid again in a warehouse. Or was that on her bike in a porn video. Honestly, i think her and Lachlan deserve each other.

*laughter*

Okay, okay. Seriously though. It really isnt that great of a tale. i mean, its just regular bullshitting. Fun days to talk about, but when you get down to the nitty gritty of it, Primogen Lachlan seems one of the most active members of our court yet. He's always there, and though he has to have stuff his way or the highway, he gets it done. Im just wondering when he'll step on the wrong toes and try doing the scourges job.

Did you see her? I couldnt believe they brought in someone like that. She doesnt look like she could flick a fly off her shoulder. Theres got to be some reason that she is scourge. I do hope it isnt something to do with a stare down. Frightening someone with a look will only go so far after all.

Which reminds me, anyone know what happened to the former Torreador Primogen? He was never around as a Primogen. Is he doing something sneaky and dirty behind all our backs? Could be, i mean after all, who trusts a torreador that isnt even willing to do their duties. Sometimes its all they are good for. That and charming the opposite love.

There was some new guy in the club last night too. For some odd reason he stuck out as one of our own. I wonder how long it will take him to come before the prince. The scourge may get ansy if she even bothers to do her job. The last two scourges havent. Maybe she thinks she can do nothing as well. Lets find out...