Some really funny ass shit

In Honor of Stupid People AND SUCCESSFUL ATTORNEYS
>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
>stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
>
>On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
>(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
>
>On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
>inside.
>(the shoplifter special?)
>
>On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
>(And that would be how???....)
>
>On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
>(But, it's "just" a suggestion.)
>
>
>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
>down."
>(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
>
>On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
>(...And you thought????...)
>
>On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
>(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
>
>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
>machinery after taking this medication."
>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
>just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>
>On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
>(And...I'm taking this because???....)
>
>On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
>(As opposed to...what?)
>
>On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
>(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>
>On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
>(talk about a news flash)
>
>On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat
>nuts."
>(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>
>
>On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable
>you to fly."
>(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>
>
>On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
>genitals."
>(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
>
>
>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even
>chuckle) ... in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every
>once in a while.

sadly this is what our world has gotten to. however, you have to also realize that companies are required to put these warnings. So that when dumb people to do dumb shit, they can't sue the company. It's just a way to save their butts from law suits.

But still funny as hell XD

Like the woman who sued McDonalds because her coffee was hot...and she won the lawsuit. I'm like...McDonalds didn't tell the woman to put a cup of coffee between her legs as she drove. That judge must've not been too bright. I mean, come on, its coffee...what do you expect it to be?

Although I first thought that that was a crazy lawsuit, there is a site that says the woman's side and it's actually made me have a slight change of though

DRIVER’S LICENSE ALERT!!! I just found out that you can look up anybody’s Driver’s License online. Anyone from any state! SCARY! There is an option that you can go to once you have pulled yours up and just click on “Please Remove”. I pulled mine up in two minutes, picture and all! You will receive an email confirmation that your information has been removed.

The site to go to is http://www.license.shorturl.com

Do it soon so that you can remove your personal information.

Take Care,

Drew

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee

Oh ha ha ha Kamon. >>

Thanks for the laugh Drew. Im in hiding from my daughters psychotic sperm doner, and I nearly had a heart attack when I read your post. >.< Thank the Goddess its a joke.

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another one brought to you by... ME! ^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48ToawA-Go8&feature=related

keep clicking to part 2 etc, enjoy

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my 3 post on this one Smile

I do wish to let you guys in about this site called http://www.ebaumsworld.com/
Do enjoy, yea I know, all the funny shit is brought to you by me, yes I am god, yes you may worship me, even if ebaumsworld is funny as hell my first post about giant playground is by far the best EVER produced and to the author who makes it I like to say, thank you for without you I would be really bored almost 99% of the time I'm waiting on the train back home. Smile

Happy easter guys even if its like not even important or anything its still a time where you get to meet old friends who return back home Smile

(which is the only good part about it..)

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