What will they think of next?

Just a little humor I once ran across and remembered having....

This is a study of the different ways of robbing banks, WoD Style....

The Ragabash tricks the teller into giving him the money
The Ahroun smashes the ATM, and takes the money.
The Theurge plays "Let's Make a Deal" with the ATM spirits.
The Philodox takes out an honest loan.
The Galliard sits down outside the bank, and makes money as a street musician.

The Bone Gnawer doesn't even bother.
The Get of Fenris kills the teller and takes the money.
The Red Talon kills everyone and forgets about the money.
The Black Fury kills all the men in the bank, and takes their money.
The Child of Gaia never leaves home.
The Stargazer contemplates the futility of currency.
The Glass Walker owns another bank, and so he doesn't care.
The Silver Fang is too busy mating with his sister to care about money.
The Silent Strider just walks in, takes some money, and walks out.
The Wendigo burns down the bank, money and all.
The Uktena bewitches everyone inside and "borrows" all their money.
The Fianna meant to rob the bank, but got held up in the local bar.
The Croatan never saw the bank.
The White Howler tried to rob the bank, got caught, and eventually served there as a guard.
The Bunyip tried to rob the Glass Walker's bank, and got his ass kicked.

The Gurahl cleans the bank and the money in it, mauls the teller, and goes back to the zoo.
The Nuwisha frames the "new guy" at the bank.
The Bastet ambushes the armored car in it's den realm, and kills the driver and guards.
The Corax tells everyone else about the bank, and while the teller is distracted, takes $50.
The Mokole tries to get to the bank, but ends up in the supermarket, killing 57 people.
The Ratkin tries to burrow into the bank, but comes up in the supermarket, and gets killed by the Mokole.