After the Headache

*Our favorite little harping harpy comes to join us for a seat and some chatter. She rubbs her temples before allowing her eyelashes to flutter slightly as she fixates her gaze on us, smirking*

Ooooooooooooh I got SUCH a frigging HEADACHE! Can anyone tell me why exactly everyone was yelling, screaming and shouting in court? I remember things were pretty Civil until some stranger came barging into the conversation like a bull in a china shop and began insulting ... like.... every kindred with a possition in this city. Now the first question that comes to your mind is "Who IS this guy?". I mean he doesnt introduce himself, but barges in acting like he has the biggest dick. Now I don't know much, but comparing your dick with an Archon, during court... is not a way to make friends. Especially not when the Archons got a Reputation backing him up for getting the job done.

Oh yeah, the Archon was showing a distasteful lack of control though, gets up and goes storming to the exit like he wanted to rip someones head off. Sherriff was about to leave before him after she goes and shoots her mouth off publically to the Prince, calling her a "weak mistress". Oh yeah baby! Let me crack that whip abit! *Giggles* no but seriously, something tells me that woman has the undead version of PMS, miss Campbell that is.

Well, seems this strangers name was Boris Klitchiko.... probably stole the name from that boxer guy though, only the boxer is kinda cute, and this guy just.... is. Anyhoo, so not only does the Archon tell him to shut his trap, but the Prince does too... this guy keeps talking! Now ladies and gentleman..... welcome to a GOOD example of What NOT to do!

Now allow me to introduce our next example.. Simon, our little Malkavian, wishing he were a Brujah! Simple Simon, met a pieman, on his way to the fair, said Simple Simon to the Pieman "let me taste your wares". Now the only thing that Simon will be tasting is the Princes wrath when she is through with him. This guy not only managed to majorly mouth off in Elysium to the point that some people were already calculating how quickly they could put their chair legs through his rib cage, but the night AFTER he manages to majorly piss off the Prince AND the Scourge, he goes out and FRENZIES in a university library! Can you say "masquerade breech"? Simon, sweety, welcome to the Purgatory of Princes delightful Punishments..... Population: "You".

Alright, well, it seems this whole strange masquerade breech happened because a few of our vampires were investimagating something, but dont ask me what just yet.

So then we get this box delivered to the Elysium... damn if I could see what was inside it, really. I know people were making abit of a fuss over what was inside. I hear it was found next to a dead Elysium guard. Dont like the sound of THAT right?

OH! Did I mention that this strange Foreign guy, the .... what do you call em... Kuju? Kenji? Qui-Gon Jin? eh, the hell with it, the Cathayan. I hear that he was announcing the arrival of "another". Oh and get this, the most USEFUL information EVER! This "other" Cathayan who is supposed to be here, is supposed to be "GREAT" at making tea. Yeah... pffft, thanks alot for the "useful information" there. Yeah, maybe if we throw a tea party, the Sabbat will think twice about invading us right?

Yeah so I hear the Prince has adopted a "no nonsense, dont piss on me" attitude. I hear that what WOULD have been a simple punishment, ended up becoming an official exhile from Los Angeles. Yep, Seems this Boris guy was trying to compare his dick to the Princes...... well he was trying to tell the Prince where to go. So he got kindly shown where the door is. You know "door, ass, way out, dont let the walking carpets bite you on your way out of town"? Basically along those lines. Well one headache less at least, seems if he comes in here again he is fair game.

Well thats all I have for now sugar, keep in touch and I will see what I can do to continue filling you all in....